Take-a-Ticket: Dad Jokes

Regular price $14.00

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Description
A new concept in dad humor: a take-anywhere, use-as-needed mini box of comic gold! When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes. Jokes include: * What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison * What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum * If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? * How do you organize a party in space? You planet DAD JOKES ON DEMAND: Welcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh.
Pickup and Delivery

Pickup is always available during store hours at Running on Blooms.

Delivery is available daily 11am-4pm. Time slots are not guaranteed, as we only have one delivery driver, but we do our very best to make each delivery as scheduled.

Flower Care Tips

• Keep flowers in clean, cool water. Change water and trim stems every other day.

• Trim all stems at an angle. Remove any leaves that will be submerged under water.

• Keep your flowers away from heat and direct sunlight. Flowers last longest in cool, dark conditions.

• As blooms begin to fade and die out, remove them one at a time and discard. Come back to Running on Blooms to replace and refill!

Running on Blooms Promise

Every arrangement that leaves our shop is a little bit of fun, a lot of quality, and zero shortcuts. Running on Blooms exists to do flowers right — everything is priced per stem so the value's always real, flowers are sourced from other businesses we love, and everything is arranged in-house by our team of women. We promise to do flowers right from the start.

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