MAGNET: The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass.

MAGNET: The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass.

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Description
From Ephemera, the home of laughter and wit, comes the Magnet-The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass. This rectangular magnet speaks volumes, perfect for those who appreciate brutally honest and hilariously sarcastic expressions. It's more than just a magnet, it's a conversation starter. Ideal for decking out your fridge or locker, it's sure to spark a chuckle or even a guffaw. With Ephemera, you're not just buying a product, you're buying a piece of humor to brighten your day.
Pickup and Delivery

Pickup is always available during store hours at Running on Blooms.

Delivery is available daily 11am-4pm. Time slots are not guaranteed, as we only have one delivery driver, but we do our very best to make each delivery as scheduled.
Flower Care Tips

• Keep flowers in clean, cool water. Change water and trim stems every other day.

• Trim all stems at an angle. Remove any leaves that will be submerged under water.

• Keep your flowers away from heat and direct sunlight. Flowers last longest in cool, dark conditions.

• As blooms begin to fade and die out, remove them one at a time and discard. Come back to Running on Blooms to replace and refill!
Running on Blooms Promise

Every arrangement that leaves our shop is a little bit of fun, a lot of quality, and zero shortcuts. Running on Blooms exists to do flowers right — everything is priced per stem so the value's always real, flowers are sourced from other businesses we love, and everything is arranged in-house by our team of women. We promise to do flowers right from the start.

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