I Calculated Your Age... Letterpress Card

I Calculated Your Age... Letterpress Card

$7.00

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Description
Our “I Calculated Your Age. That Can’t Be Right.” card is letterpress printed on a vintage printing press in sunny California. Featuring bold black ink paired with a bright liftoff lemon envelope, this cheeky birthday card delivers the perfect mix of humor and existential crisis. Details: • Letterpress printed on tree free paper • Black ink with liftoff lemon envelope • Size: 5.5” x 4.25” • Folded card, blank inside • Sealed in a cello sleeve • Made in California Perfect for: • Milestone birthdays • Friends and coworkers • Customers shopping for funny age humor Selling Tip: Age-related birthday humor remains one of the strongest-performing everyday card categories year-round. Perfect for birthday displays alongside candles, drinkware, and humorous gift items.
Pickup and Delivery

Pickup is always available during store hours at Running on Blooms.

Delivery is available daily 11am-4pm. Time slots are not guaranteed, as we only have one delivery driver, but we do our very best to make each delivery as scheduled.
Flower Care Tips

• Keep flowers in clean, cool water. Change water and trim stems every other day.

• Trim all stems at an angle. Remove any leaves that will be submerged under water.

• Keep your flowers away from heat and direct sunlight. Flowers last longest in cool, dark conditions.

• As blooms begin to fade and die out, remove them one at a time and discard. Come back to Running on Blooms to replace and refill!
Running on Blooms Promise

Every arrangement that leaves our shop is a little bit of fun, a lot of quality, and zero shortcuts. Running on Blooms exists to do flowers right — everything is priced per stem so the value's always real, flowers are sourced from other businesses we love, and everything is arranged in-house by our team of women. We promise to do flowers right from the start.

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