The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of America

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National Bestseller: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest, and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists The perfect book for the aviary and anti-aviary alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds, or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings.
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