{"product_id":"i-have-nothing-nice-to-say-safety-matches-navy","title":"I Have Nothing Nice to Say - Glass Bottle Safety Matches","description":"For the friend who keeps it real… maybe too real. Our I Have Nothing Nice to Say safety matches pair deadpan honesty with cool navy match tips for a look that’s sharp, understated, and unexpectedly chic. Whether they’re lighting a candle or airing out their feelings, this glass-bottled set brings a perfectly sarcastic touch to any space.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n• Understated sass: Navy match tips give the design a clean, modern feel.\n• Relatable humor: A phrase that speaks to every shopper having “one of those days.”\n• Gift-ready: Stylish glass bottle with a gold lid fits effortlessly into any gifting moment.\n• Easy add-on: Ideal companion for candles, self-care kits, and humor-forward gifts.\n\nProduct details:\n\t•\tGlass bottle with gold lid\n\t•\tSize: 1.84” x 4.75”\n\t•\tWeight: 1.8 oz\n\t•\tContains: 40 wooden safety matches with navy tips\n\t•\tStriker on the side of the bottle\n\nBest for gifting + merchandising:\n• Friendship gifts + “thinking of you” humor\n• Birthdays, breakups, or general mood-boosting moments\n• Lifes","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51668171030845,"sku":"MATCH025-N","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/9285\/4077\/files\/83e349e319b582ea75fc0668b6c1733189b22db35bb81e4a784c4ff5fb56d6c4.png?v=1777943825","url":"https:\/\/runningonblooms.com\/products\/i-have-nothing-nice-to-say-safety-matches-navy","provider":"RunningonBlooms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}