{"product_id":"hot-mess-express-vinyl-sticker-funny-gift","title":"Hot Mess Express Vinyl Sticker","description":"All aboard the chaos train. Our Hot Mess Express vinyl sticker brings bright hot-pink energy with a gold-foil–accented locomotive that’s equal parts cute and unhinged. Glossy, waterproof, and impossible to miss, it’s the perfect badge of honor for water bottles, laptops, planners, or wherever your hot-mess era takes you.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n• Relatable + hilarious: A playful nod to anyone running on vibes (and maybe caffeine).\n• Built to last: Waterproof, weather-proof, and dishwasher safe.\n• Luxe touches: Glossy finish with shiny gold foil details.\n• Impulse-buy goldmine: Under-$5 price point with universal appeal.\n\nProduct details:\n• Saying: “Hot Mess Express”\n• Shape: Hot pink locomotive\n• Size: Roughly 3” at the widest point\n• Material: Premium laminated vinyl with gold foil\n• Made in Taiwan\n\nPerfect for gifting to your favorite disaster bestie, stuffing stockings, decorating planners, or adding a little humor to the everyday commute.","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52012181717309,"sku":"STICKER039","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/9285\/4077\/files\/c09714766ba97298e1fa776cbb40bbb30b259f8f0aa1b7e0382e6328e3cf1e71.png?v=1784662131","url":"https:\/\/runningonblooms.com\/products\/hot-mess-express-vinyl-sticker-funny-gift","provider":"RunningonBlooms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}