{"product_id":"floral-estrangements-hardcover-book","title":"Floral Estrangements Hardcover Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlowers for when you love them . . . not. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWritten by \u003cspan\u003eRebecca Fishbein, this is t\u003c\/span\u003ehe ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing--they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password\" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding\" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \"His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem\" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, \"Don't get sad, get even.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It's the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine's Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as \u003ci\u003eBridgerton\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eDo Revenge\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of \u003ci\u003eWicked Plants\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFloriography: \u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eAn Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who hate Valentine's Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBotany enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe eternally vengeful and embittered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51788593332541,"sku":null,"price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/9285\/4077\/files\/GUEST_359747d9-74a2-474f-98ce-5b3e0610db4e.jpg?v=1780501128","url":"https:\/\/runningonblooms.com\/products\/floral-estrangements-hardcover-book","provider":"RunningonBlooms","version":"1.0","type":"link"}